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Dignified Manure (AKA Good Shit)
Sunday, May 6th, 2007 09:48 amCleaning out the spam in my "contains an image, not addressed to tstone" box, I found the following subject:
Llamas have a dignified, aristocratic manner about them.
The first line after the image was:
Surprisingly, there is a market for llama manure.
Your challenge, dear reader, is to leave a comment with an entertaining pair of sentences of the form X have a dignified, aristocratic manner about them. Surprisingly, there is a market for X manure. Feel free to use different (but similar in tone) words in place of "dignified," "aristocratic," and "manure" for comedic effect.
Llamas have a dignified, aristocratic manner about them.
The first line after the image was:
Surprisingly, there is a market for llama manure.
Your challenge, dear reader, is to leave a comment with an entertaining pair of sentences of the form X have a dignified, aristocratic manner about them. Surprisingly, there is a market for X manure. Feel free to use different (but similar in tone) words in place of "dignified," "aristocratic," and "manure" for comedic effect.
