Dignified Manure (AKA Good Shit)

[flwyd]

Cleaning out the spam in my "contains an image, not addressed to tstone" box, I found the following subject:
Llamas have a dignified, aristocratic manner about them.
The first line after the image was:
Surprisingly, there is a market for llama manure.

Your challenge, dear reader, is to leave a comment with an entertaining pair of sentences of the form X have a dignified, aristocratic manner about them. Surprisingly, there is a market for X manure. Feel free to use different (but similar in tone) words in place of "dignified," "aristocratic," and "manure" for comedic effect.

Comments

[clarsa.livejournal.com]

Republicans have a pompous, hypocritical manner about them. Surprisingly, there is a market for Republican manure.

(Yes, I realize "manure" was a variable, but it fit.)

Bloggers have a mundane, narcissistic manner about them. Surprisingly, there is a market for blogger manure.

(Sorry. Can't seem to get away from that "manure" focus.)

[flwyd.livejournal.com]

Nice.

Leaving words in place (particularly manure) is quite appropriate.

[tequiladawn.livejournal.com]

College thesis papers have hours of valliant research and attention to detail put into them.
Suprisingly, they still make good hampster cage litter.