From the Mind of Trevor Stone

FOR SALE: poorly translated Chinese sex doll: beautiful young girl overall person (debatably safe for work).

Choice quotes:

Because this construction cost is higher, therefore the different customer cannot provide the delivery payment, looks the consumer ??!

Inside and outside coordinates 4 sets to inspire the egg (to be possible to put in oral area, breast, g-enitals) lets you feel 5 kind of shock waves to bring the sextual affection fervor

[Usage amount used]takes out this, scours the disinfection with 75% medical ethyl alcohol, and spreads wipes the few lubricants to the oral area, the g-enitals, puts on the condom, again the mouth junction, the breast which needs according to oneself hand over, sextual affection way and so on cloudy the junction carries on makes love.

But what's most entertaining is at the bottom: Save on postage - buy additional items now from this seller's other listings which include Macromedia Studio, Microsoft SQL 2000, and Visual Studio. Is this a sex toy retailer with a side business in development software? Or a development software retailer who also sells sex dolls? Inside and outside coordinates 4 sets sounds like a complicated join in SQL 2000...

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