From the Mind of Trevor Stone

George Carlin's compiled list of dirty words and euphemisms.

Edit - IM discussion of the foregoing:
Me: Haha. I've never heard breasts referred to as "umlauts"
Them: me neither.
Me: we can extrapolate that and use "cedilla" for penis
Them: lol. punctuation and genitals. have fun with that
Me: "Accents turn me on..."
Them: acute, grave or circumflex?
Me: Circumflex can stand for vagina...
Them: or a bendy penis
Me: the dot (like Sanskrit... is there a more proper name?) can be the rectum...
Them: o.O
Me: or maybe that's Ø