From the Mind of Trevor Stone

Kelly and I have a great relationship in part because we're fluid about gender roles. In our wedding, she's playing yang while I play yin.

Today's dose of non-traditional wedding gender balance: My outfit costs more than hers, and has a longer train. However, in keeping with traditional gender power dynamics, my clothes have pockets and hers don't.

I'm also amused that no menswear or formal wear stores seem to have tailcoats, but costume stores had several to choose from.

For Halloween I should wear a flat-brimmed black hat, two strands of hair, and a tie-dye shirt. I'd go as an Acidic Jew.