From the Mind of Trevor Stone

... if only we knew what mationality was.

I found the following list, written in colored pencil alternating color every three lines, while listening to a Pimsleur Mandarin instruction tape. It's from a ritual I did with Green Sabbat at some point, probably a new moon in the Weltys' living room.

I am adamantly creative and playful.
I am not scared of the opinions of others.
I am willing to give unreciprocated assistance.
I stick with it until the end.
I pursue esoteric knowledge and share it.
I try to realistically assess my abilities.
I find nuances in hot topics.
I can be entertaining just by walking around.
I can listen, analyze, and reflect all at once.
I find beauty in forsaken places.
I can change course midstream.
I can be entirely anal or entirely nonchalant.
I can derive pleasure just from sitting in the sun.
I follow the Tao nonpretentiously.
I am hairy and proud.
I am a resident advisor.
I am a student leader.
I am a role model for personal expression.
I enjoy being naked.

What's awesome about you? Tell me why you're a swell person.