A Name to Conjure With

[flwyd]

Yesterday, I received a postcard from Off-Campus Student Services. It was addressed to one Zacharias Berkler Hornbaker at my address. I've received stuff from OCSS before, but I've never heard of this fellow, nor have I entered it as my name to avoid spam or add humor. But I wish I had.

Much to my surprise, he's an actual person. How can you go wrong with a name like that? It sets you up for hard core geekery or upstanding citizenry. Yay for awesome names.

-- Trevor Keir MacFergus Stone