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[flwyd]

The Bible meets CosmoGirl.

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[slyviolet.livejournal.com]

"The Bible is God's love letter to us..."

...

Well then he sure hasn't done a very good job of courting me, that's for sure.

"My dearest Emily, how do I love thee? Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live..."

That is the worst love letter I have ever gotten.

[stephanova.livejournal.com]

"'As you apply your sunscreen,' one reads, 'use that time to talk to God. Tell him how grateful you are for how he made you. Soon, you'll be so used to talking to him, it might become as regular and intimate as shrinking your pores.'"
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Dear God, I'm so grateful that when you made me, you made my pores so big that I have time to talk to you every day... *contented sigh*