Good War Journalism

[flwyd]

The great thing about national crises is that The Onion is always great.

Also, to those who are boycotting French {fries, toast, wine, cheese}, don't forget that the real enemy is the Arabs. Don't forget to boycot Arabic numerals, the Phoenecian alphabet, and al-jabru.

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[rubicantoto.livejournal.com]

Protest it with signs saying "Zero IS the lowest common denominator"--move to get a new amendment permitting Americans to divide by 0. Etc., etc..