Well This is Awkward…

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As a result of a few conversations and a whiteboard session, my name has been enshrined in history in United States Patent number 9,430,578, System and Method for Anchoring Third Party Metadata in a Document.

I can only recommend reading this document if you need help falling asleep, or if you would find it educational to read a seemingly spurious list of components which might be found in a computer system.