How to Tell the System Doesn't Work

[flwyd]

From: Head of IT
To: All Employees
Date: This Morning
Subject: Automated signatures

Tomorrow morning we will be rolling out automated signatures.

 

If you have a signature already in place, please remove it. First thing
tomorrow morning, please send yourself a test message and verify that
all of the contact information is correct. If it is not, please advise
either Mark, Mike, or myself so we may fix the issue.

 

A sample signature is at the bottom of this email.

 

Regards,

 

Comments

[dr-tectonic.livejournal.com]

<pre> tag needs lj-cut, badly. /gauntlet

[flwyd.livejournal.com]

Oops. I forgot my email program didn't insert line breaks in pasting.

[dr-tectonic.livejournal.com]

"Someone shot the formatting!"

[mackys.livejournal.com]

"The system... is down. The system... is down."

[slyviolet.livejournal.com]

The Cheat! We installed that light switch so that you could turn the lights on and off...

NOT so that you could throw a lightswitch rave!

[fenton.livejournal.com]

Don't forget the best part -- the follow-up email. Emails, actually.

I was amused by the lack of signature on this message

[flwyd.livejournal.com]

From: IT Director
To: All Employees
Date: The Next Day
Subject: Email Signatures

Please check your signatures. The software is now active. 

 

My apologies for the delay.

 

Regards,

 

IT Director