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Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 01:26 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
flwydI just received a spam with the subject Your penis is smaller than the smallest cell phone. Forget about it with Penis Enlarge Patch.
While I don't own a cell phone, I've seen a lot in use. And while there are some pretty small earpieces, the UI requirement of being able to dial numbers places a certain minimum size on a cell phone without radical redesign (such as taking all input audially). I've never seen a cell phone with a single column of numbers; they're always at least in a 3x4 grid. Given the average finger size and the maximal known penis girth, I don't think anyone has a penis wider than the smallest cell phone.
I also doubt I've seen a cell phone shorter than six inches, which is around the median penis size. Anything smaller is worthy of ridicule as it does an insufficient job of spanning the mouth-to-ear distance.
While I don't own a cell phone, I've seen a lot in use. And while there are some pretty small earpieces, the UI requirement of being able to dial numbers places a certain minimum size on a cell phone without radical redesign (such as taking all input audially). I've never seen a cell phone with a single column of numbers; they're always at least in a 3x4 grid. Given the average finger size and the maximal known penis girth, I don't think anyone has a penis wider than the smallest cell phone.
I also doubt I've seen a cell phone shorter than six inches, which is around the median penis size. Anything smaller is worthy of ridicule as it does an insufficient job of spanning the mouth-to-ear distance.
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Date: 2006-07-25 09:01 pm (UTC)That's a coincidence. While I don't own a penis, I've seen a lot in use.