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[flwyd]

I just received a spam with the subject Your penis is smaller than the smallest cell phone. Forget about it with Penis Enlarge Patch.

While I don't own a cell phone, I've seen a lot in use. And while there are some pretty small earpieces, the UI requirement of being able to dial numbers places a certain minimum size on a cell phone without radical redesign (such as taking all input audially). I've never seen a cell phone with a single column of numbers; they're always at least in a 3x4 grid. Given the average finger size and the maximal known penis girth, I don't think anyone has a penis wider than the smallest cell phone.

I also doubt I've seen a cell phone shorter than six inches, which is around the median penis size. Anything smaller is worthy of ridicule as it does an insufficient job of spanning the mouth-to-ear distance.

Comments

[catesv.livejournal.com]

And this is why, my dear man, I love reading your posts. You are some kind of twisted genius from which I can rely on interesting and unique facts, figures, and strangely interesting geek posts LOL

Wyn

[clarsa.livejournal.com]

While I don't own a cell phone, I've seen a lot in use.

That's a coincidence. While I don't own a penis, I've seen a lot in use.

[akkhima.livejournal.com]

I think you need to see more of them.

Cell phones, that is.

My last Cell phone was approximately 4" long, and a little over 1 1/2" wide. I was not insufficient in spanning mouth-to-ear distance, because the microphone was certainly sufficient enough to pick up voice from 2 inches away.

This is certainly not the world's smallest cell phone, still sufficiently easy to use (though Jake didn't *like* the small keys, he could use them just fine, and I had no problem). But still, being larger than that in girth is not uncommon at all, and being smaller than that in length would be enough to make someone pay attention to those ads.

[477150n.livejournal.com]

And that last sentence, I'm hoping, refers to the phones.