Been a Dick

[flwyd]

Why do millions upon millions of Catholics take sex advice from a virgin?

Comments

sex advise from a ...

[samir1stdude.livejournal.com]

had to think about that one a second... lol

[hattrickflyer.livejournal.com]

You seem to be under the misconception that the priesthood requires one to have NEVER had sex.

[altamira16.livejournal.com]

You mean The Pope gets nookie? Wait, I don't want images of OldPopeSex in my head, but you should answer anyway.

[sandbar.livejournal.com]

No, they're only required to not have enjoyed it enough to be able to swear it off for years at a time. ;D

OR

See my reply below

[stephanova.livejournal.com]

... because that form of birth control has worked so well for them in the past. ;)

[sandbar.livejournal.com]

Its a simple matter of Show-and-Tell...

A woman will show in 1-9 months, but little boys don't tell until much, much later.

oops!