Source of meme: vvvexation

[flwyd]

I
- hear your prayers
- care
- am there
- will deliver
- forgive

Your state
- anonymity
- flesh and bone

Location
- all alone
- adjacent to a phone

Instructions
- lift phone headset
- take second best
- put me to the test
- confess burdens
- reach out and touch faith

Results
- delivery
- forgiveness
- belief

Comments

[vvvexation.livejournal.com]

Yow, now I know what the lyrics were that I could never make out.

[flwyd.livejournal.com]

Johnny Cash enunciated them quite well, actually.

[vvvexation.livejournal.com]

I've had an irrational thing against him ever since someone online attributed the lyrics of "Closer" to him and wouldn't change the attribution, even after I corrected them, because they associated the song with him regardless of who wrote it.

[flwyd.livejournal.com]

For more fun, I resuscitated this meme five and a half years later with Jack Straw. V's post and the original are full of good renditions.