A New Pledge

[flwyd]

I pledge allegiance to the fags of the United States of America. And to the Republicans, to whom they stand up: One sex, underrepresented, seeking liberty and justice for all.

Redistribution and improvements expressly allowed. Acknowledgment appreciated.

Comments

[vvvexation.livejournal.com]

Objection to the "one gender" part. Not sure how to improve, though.

[flwyd.livejournal.com]

The interpretation I was going for was that you've got two people of one sex who dig each other. But yeah, I noticed it was kind of queer-exclusionary, but it fit the original.

[(Anonymous)]

i will be sure to use this in the allotted 11@11 time slot, new vista now allows in which all students must be quiet for eleven seconds, unless of course they are reciting their version, however modified, of the alliegance.
acknowledgement?? but of course!!!

[flwyd.livejournal.com]

That's awesome! It's so totally New Vista to break the rules without breaking the law.