A New Pledge

[flwyd]

I pledge allegiance to the fags of the United States of America. And to the Republicans, to whom they stand up: One sex, underrepresented, seeking liberty and justice for all.

Redistribution and improvements expressly allowed. Acknowledgment appreciated.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

i will be sure to use this in the allotted 11@11 time slot, new vista now allows in which all students must be quiet for eleven seconds, unless of course they are reciting their version, however modified, of the alliegance.
acknowledgement?? but of course!!!

[flwyd.livejournal.com]

That's awesome! It's so totally New Vista to break the rules without breaking the law.