Ruby Soup

Thursday, November 20th, 2008 12:06 am
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[personal profile] flwyd
I had a thought at work the other day. Java has a strict one-parent-class rule. Philosophically, this is a good match in domains like taxonomic biology (a phylum is in one kingdom, a genus is in one family). But it's a terrible match in domains like cooking. A soup inherits flavors from many sources. You can add meat to what was originally a vegetable stew. Ruby is a much better language for programming a curry.

Date: 2008-11-20 07:37 am (UTC)
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You could really chip a tooth on ruby soup.
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Would that there were a programming language with your surname....Stone soup would have to find a way to materially reward the programmer for adding more and more superclasses to an uninteresting base.
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The pun that actually ended up in the dish was much tastier and far more appropriate.

Date: 2008-11-21 05:55 am (UTC)
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That's what composition is for, you insensitive clod! ;]

Date: 2008-11-21 05:58 am (UTC)
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Composition is good for sandwiches and bacon. Not so much for anything you can put in a blender.
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