Even if You Can't Spread the Love, Spread the Santorum!
Friday, December 5th, 2003 01:12 amAlright bloggers, start your clients! Your mission? Help Dan Savage spread santorum across America and to the top of the search engines. Just provide a link to the official santorum webpage. Soon, santorum will be on everyone's lips!
(The confused should know that santorum is "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. It is also the last name of a Pennsylvania senator who got into some hot water for comparing gay sex to bestiality, necrophilia, pedophilia, and polygamy. This highly irked gays and their allies for comparing homosex to man-on-dog sex and also irked Mormons for comparing polygamy with gay sex.)
The meaning all started here. Dan "is da man" Savage.
(The confused should know that santorum is "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. It is also the last name of a Pennsylvania senator who got into some hot water for comparing gay sex to bestiality, necrophilia, pedophilia, and polygamy. This highly irked gays and their allies for comparing homosex to man-on-dog sex and also irked Mormons for comparing polygamy with gay sex.)
The meaning all started here. Dan "is da man" Savage.