Puns

[flwyd]

What do you call the mental state of someone who has smoked too much weed?
Tabula rasta.

If someone had very sweet memories of rocks, would they be a sedamentalist?

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*groan*

[alacrity.livejournal.com]

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

[hattrickflyer.livejournal.com]

I'd kick your ass for these, but I don't want a penalty for roughing the punner.