Puns

Saturday, May 17th, 2003 02:38 pm
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What do you call the mental state of someone who has smoked too much weed?
Tabula rasta.

If someone had very sweet memories of rocks, would they be a sedamentalist?

*groan*

Date: 2003-05-17 06:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alacrity.livejournal.com
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Date: 2003-05-18 08:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hattrickflyer.livejournal.com
I'd kick your ass for these, but I don't want a penalty for roughing the punner.
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