The Cynic's Bill of Rights
Friday, February 28th, 2014 09:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
flwydYou have the right to be offended.
You have the right to get shot.
You have the right to tell the military to fuck off.
You have the right to be framed.
You have the right to be impugned.
You have the right to a jury with cultural bias.
You have the right to fact finding by non-experts.
You have the right to mundane cruel punishments.
You have the right to the inconceivable.
You have the right to misguided local government.
You have the right to get shot.
You have the right to tell the military to fuck off.
You have the right to be framed.
You have the right to be impugned.
You have the right to a jury with cultural bias.
You have the right to fact finding by non-experts.
You have the right to mundane cruel punishments.
You have the right to the inconceivable.
You have the right to misguided local government.
