Zombie Saaaaaaayings

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You've probably heard about what vegan zombies say: graaaaains. But wait, there's more!

What do zombie flight attendants say? Plaaaaanes
What do zombie bowlers say? Laaaaanes
What do zombie plumbers say? Draaaaains
What do zombie hydraulic engineers say? Water maaaains
What do zombie vikings say? Daaaaanes
What does zombie Mitt Romney say? Baaaain
What does the zombie Secretary of Agriculture say? Plaaaains
What do zombie phlebotomists say? Veeeeeins
What do zombie acupuncturists say? Paaaains
What do zombie underwear models say? Haaaanes
What do zombie actors say? Feeeeeigns
What do zombie Floridians say? Hurricaaaaanes
What do zombie physical therapists say? Spraaaains
What do zombie erotica readers say? Zaaaaane
What do zombie hobos say? Traaaains
What do zombie cowboys say? John Waaaaayne
What do zombie psychologists say? Insaaaaane
What do zombie sugar farmers say? Caaaanes
What do zombie film critics say? Kaaaaane
What do zombie woodworkers say? Plaaaaanes
What do zombie horseback riders say? Reeeeeigns
What do zombie gardeners say? Purslaaaane
What do zombie innertubers say? St. Vraaaain
What do zombie dry cleaners say? Staaaaaains
What do zombie meteorologists say? Raaaains
What else do zombie meteorologists say? Weather vaaaaanes
What do Indian vegan zombies say? Jaaaaains
What do zombie lion tamers say? Maaaanes
What do zombie civil engineers say? Craaaanes
What do zombie New Orleanians say? Tulaaaaane
What do zombie travel agents say? Spaaaaaain
What do zombie capitalists say? Gaaaaains

Inspired by the Zombie Disco Happy Thursday cruiser ride tonight. It feels good to be back cruising the streets of Boulder after a month split between driving and playa biking.