Improving the Flavor of Cock

[flwyd]

Through one of those odd conversations this evening, I developed the following idea.

Some people don't like the taste of a penis during oral sex. So why not develop something that a guy can apply (maybe he soaks his wang in it, maybe it's applied to his undies and slowly rubs in, whatever) that soaks in and gives his penis a different flavor. Like perfume, but for taste, rather than smell.

Comments

[the-mindflayer.livejournal.com]

HOW DARE YOU?! (http://www.livejournal.com/talkpost.bml?journal=the_mindflayer&itemid=1716)
the_mindflayer

[ironhawke.livejournal.com]

I think you should start a company based around this. In fact, I'll even work for you...volunteer even! I'd be willing to test this product out on the market...provided I was provided with a ample....test group.

(Before I hear sophmoric jokes about my sophmoric joke, I'll specify that I'll be applying said product, NOT testing for flavor changes. ;) )

[geektress.livejournal.com]

I see a potential problem if one of the flavors was, say, steak.

[nockergeek.livejournal.com]

It's already been done; it's called Peter Butter. According to my wife, the cappuccino flavor is pretty good. :P

Shit, if it's going to be that kind of a party

[trism.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes

-- Ono-san