Puns from my Notebook

[flwyd]

Incognito Ergo Sum: I'm under cover, therefore I am.

Dildo of Damocles: This needs to be the name of something. Band? Song? Wifi Network? Suggestions welcome in the comments.

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[grenacia.livejournal.com]

I like both of those. I sometime thing of similarly wacky intellectual puns, but the only thing that comes to mind at the moment is "you can still stub your toe in Utopia".

[clarsa.livejournal.com]

I like!
Somehow the first thing I thought of was "Gordian Dildo". Still not sure what that would be, exactly.

Quick segue to one of my favorite memories of a contra dancer you may know named Chris Buck. I forget the context, but he commented, "That's gone the way of the dildo."

The room went silent, with much confused staring. You could see Chris' mind race for a moment. Then he clamped his eyes shut, cringing, and said, "Dodo! Gone the way of the dodo!"