At a barbecue today:
Host: "That plate is chipotle hamburgers, the other one is turkey burgers with Asian flavoring."
Me: "I've smelled parts of Asia that I really don't want flavoring my food. What part of Asia, anyway? It could be anywhere between Damascus and Vladivostok."
I then bought some small fireworks made in China and over $30 worth of fruits and roots from Chicanos and Southeast Asians. This fruit salad is going to rock. Come on Sunday, play games, and eat fruit!
Host: "That plate is chipotle hamburgers, the other one is turkey burgers with Asian flavoring."
Me: "I've smelled parts of Asia that I really don't want flavoring my food. What part of Asia, anyway? It could be anywhere between Damascus and Vladivostok."
I then bought some small fireworks made in China and over $30 worth of fruits and roots from Chicanos and Southeast Asians. This fruit salad is going to rock. Come on Sunday, play games, and eat fruit!