Mind Like a Rabbit, Fingers Like a Tortoise

1545 words in about four hours. That's close to seven words per minute.

Now I remember why I was underslept in college. I can type fast and I can think deep, but the chi flow between the two in the medium of English is often blocked. With my attention span of greatness I could write for hours, writing post-dated checks to my pillow.

6464 words after five days puts me at 12.9%. 16.9% would be on pace, but I'm counting on some power writing later in the month. And I've already written more words than I wrote in 20 days for my aborted story last year. I can do it.

Oh No! Which Icon Do I Choose?

I just got a spam with subject "To be or not to be. To be..." It was just an image for online pharmacy (nounforest.com under other circumstances sounds like a delightful place).

I need to go to bed, so your challenge is to amuse me (and your fellow readers) with comments of Shakespearean spam: Twist the Bard's quotes into sales pitches for disreputable products. Or rewrite spammers' missives in iambic pentameter. All the comments section is a page and we are merely bloggers.