Clever Journal Titles

The following are amusing titles/subtitles for LiveJournals I've thought of. I think I'll stick with Trevor Stone's Journal/Thoughts of a Flwyd Mind, but you're free to use or adapt the ideas below. Add your own clever phrases as comments.

These Notes Are a Tender Ledger of All Thoughts Public and Private

There's a Frog With a Blog on a Log At the Bottom of the Sea

Living Reflections of a Dream (from Led Zeppelin, "Tangerine")

When You're Not Reading It, This Journal is in Spanish

If You Stare Into the Void Long Enough, LiveJournal Stares Back

Journal to the Center of the Internet

If You Lived Here, You Would Have Blogged By Now

Those Who Can, Do. The Rest Hyperlink.

Am I Ranting? My Ranting Gets Rave Reviews. (I first heard this from the fortune program)

See No Evil, Read No Evil, Blog No Evil

Our Blogger Who Art On LJ, Flwyd Be Thy Name...

Worddance
In Which We Learn What the True Meaning of "Is" Is

An Army of One from the U.S. Navel Gazing Academy

Edit 6/6/7: Oh, now I remember the others:

When the Going Gets Weird
I Blog It

Revel Without a Cause (credit: clarsa