Three Quickies
Sunday, August 4th, 2002 12:07 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
flwydFoaF joke from a flamingly gay opera singer in San Fransisco:
Q: What has two thumbs, speaks French, and loves to suck cock?
A: *pointing to self with thumbs* Moi.
A headline I cut out from the Daily Camera a couple days ago:
Woman accuses man of beating head on wall
The next time someone asks me about my beard, I should say "Wow, your face is smooth. How long has it been since you had a full beard? ... Never? Wow!"
Q: What has two thumbs, speaks French, and loves to suck cock?
A: *pointing to self with thumbs* Moi.
A headline I cut out from the Daily Camera a couple days ago:
Woman accuses man of beating head on wall
The next time someone asks me about my beard, I should say "Wow, your face is smooth. How long has it been since you had a full beard? ... Never? Wow!"
