If the President Doesn't Do it to His Wife, He'll Do it to His Country

[flwyd]

Forwarded from my old pal Dane:

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while you're being screwed.

Comments

[aquariusrhimme.livejournal.com]

muahahaha, love it.

I want a t-shirt with that on it

[dilemma.livejournal.com]

Technically, a condom only protects one prick. So if you had to choose one person in the administration that wasn't named Colin to be protected, who would it be?