Notes from an old ranger notebook

One of the few required bits of gear for a Black Rock Ranger is a notebook and a pencil. While going through my Ranger vest I found a notebook dating back to my first year rangering. In addition to details of lost children, passwords to computers that were only up for two weeks, 007 investigation notes, and the locations of camps I want to visit when I get off shift were some lovely nuggets of wisdom and cleverness.

Awesometer: device for measuring awesomeness.
Talk about what you know, demonstrate who you are.
Cerboros: the three-headed wolf biting its three tails.
Wee Heavy Machinery.