From
gingerdead, a weekly web comic:

If only it were that simple. I didn't get into gourmet cheeses before I found out I was allergic to dairy, so now that I'm not attending student group events with free pizza, ice cream is the only cow teat treat I miss. Fortunately, sorbet is a healthier alternative with the right sweetness and texture. And the Vitamin Cottage next to my complex has Tofuti Cuties, so I may need to make a raid soon.

If only it were that simple. I didn't get into gourmet cheeses before I found out I was allergic to dairy, so now that I'm not attending student group events with free pizza, ice cream is the only cow teat treat I miss. Fortunately, sorbet is a healthier alternative with the right sweetness and texture. And the Vitamin Cottage next to my complex has Tofuti Cuties, so I may need to make a raid soon.