Good War Journalism
Saturday, March 29th, 2003 01:47 pmThe great thing about national crises is that The Onion is always great.
Also, to those who are boycotting French {fries, toast, wine, cheese}, don't forget that the real enemy is the Arabs. Don't forget to boycot Arabic numerals, the Phoenecian alphabet, and al-jabru.
Also, to those who are boycotting French {fries, toast, wine, cheese}, don't forget that the real enemy is the Arabs. Don't forget to boycot Arabic numerals, the Phoenecian alphabet, and al-jabru.