Spam, Spam, Spam, Eggs, and Spam

I recently received the following unsolicied non-commercial email from someone's broken formmail script. I'm not sure why the sender went through the effort, but I thought it was entertaining:

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Hello,
If you are a time traveler or alien and or in possession of government or alien technology I need your help! My entire life and health has been messed with by evil beings! If you have access to the carbon copy replica model #50 3000 series, the dimensional warp, temporal reversion or something similar please reply! I simply need the safest method of transferring my consciousness or returning to my younger self with my current mind/memory. I need an advanced time traveler to work with who can help me, I would prefer someone with access to teleportation as well as a variety different types of time travel. This is not a joke! I am serious! Please send a separate email to me at: address deleted if you can help! Thanks

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I hope he knows where his towel is.