Punspitality

If you stay in the lovely house of a nice couple who cook in the morning so you've got energy for lots of short day trips, you're staying at a BRB&B.

If you're in the park preparing to cook some meat and someone runs to the store to buy charcoal and lighter fluid, you're at a BRBBQ.

Double the Fat and Still Tasteless

I've gotten a lot of spam recently with subjects like My boyfriend's tool is too big for my mouth. Let's assume they're selling penis enlargement pills rather than oversized novelty dental equipment or jaw enlargement pills. This doesn't strike me as an effective message to sell the product. "Take our pills and it will be physically impossible for your girlfriend to give you head!"