Beverages

Some people like to see how much alcohol they can drink before they pass out. Tonight I'd like to see how much lemon juice I can drink until I feel better. Good thing we got two quarts at Costco a while ago.

Punderwear

tamheals I am victorious!
flwyd Victorious secret?

I'm not the first to think of it, but I'm glad the pun section of my brain is immune to disease. I'm apparently a punadlin.

I Know You Called

If you get home to a sexy and explicit message on your answering machine and it turns out it was a wrong number, it's time to call porn *69.