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flwyd ([personal profile] flwyd) wrote2024-01-12 12:33 am
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Florid Spam

This afternoon I received two email messages from gmail.com accounts which I suspect are some kind of phishing campaign. But while I'm used to seeing spam with a kind of "horny eastern European from a dating site" vibe, the language in these is remarkably florid and high brow. Perhaps using fancy phrasing like this is a ploy to avoid spam filters: it worked; both arrived atop my own gmail inbox.
From: Valeria Leonard <bransifritik4>
Subject: Zephyrs of Yearning. Embrace their whisper?

Hi, Trevor

I found your bio and noticed your appreciation for the simple delights of life. I have your zeal for gardening, reading, and wildlife well-being. Your compassion and hobbies align so closely with mine, and I‘d adore to connect, exchange stories, or potentially even give tips for designing a booming garden. How do you reckon?

Eager to connecting,
Valeria
A booming garden, you say? Perhaps it's exploding with color.
From: Jessy Morton <jameshbernardlucash>
Subject: Verifying a few items from our conversation.

Greetings, Trevor.
Tales envelop mine domain; I‘ve dug up those in my line of work and construct tales personally. Have you ever sensed connected to a narrative‘s resonance? Which part characterizes your essence?

I didn't connect to this narrative's resonance; it is poorly dressed word salad.

Update: I got another surreal email a few days later:
From: jessie Moon <ianschmittlinocr>
Subject: Looking into trending tech. Seen anything impressive?

Dear,
Trevor

Always, I‘ve forever felt that truly if we are to deeply understand the world, it‘s imperative to should envelop it via each of our sensory perception. Positioned as someone who designs journeys crafted for our inner being, I often indulge in the undeniable enchantment of things like aromas, feels, & also reverberating tones. Have you once been so immersed within an instant wherein moments felt to merely halt completely? What‘s could be the sensation that never fails to catapults you instantly to that time to an treasured time?
Eagerly anticipating for your insights.
Best,
jessie
Well, this sensation definitely failed to catapult me instantly to any other time.
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[personal profile] altamira16 2024-01-12 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooh, spam poetry. it has been a while since I have had spam that felt like a refrigerator poem.