flwyd | Irony is...

getting too much change from a machine installed at Safeway so that mentally challenged clerks wouldn't give back too much change.

Waiting for someone to get here who isn't here yet and won't be for too many days. Grr. Why are you still there?

'cause I'd like to not fail my classes.

Had the question been "What are you doing still there?" the answer would have been "Getting snowed on."