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flwyd ([personal profile] flwyd) wrote2017-04-15 04:29 pm
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Retroactive Fortune

Cleaning out the pantry shelves, I found a fortune cookie that was at least a year and a half old (and smelled it). The fortune said You will be selected for a promotion because of your accomplishments. Sure enough, I got promoted to Staff Software Engineer a year ago.