Forum2000 may be long gone, but the wisdom of The Cube is available in handy image form. I have the image URL http://www.enweirdenment.org/cgi-bin/
cube-notrans.gif on my start page so that I get a different quote each time I start a web browser. This morning's quote was:
I want a second career in prostitution. I'll call myself Microsoft and promise everything, but in the end I'll only go down, suck, and make you wonder if you got a virus.