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Paraphrase of a conversation between [livejournal.com profile] flwyd and [livejournal.com profile] tamheals:

T: ... that's because you don't have a blind spot in the area of money.
F: Yeah. I just have a blind spot in the area of the fridge. And time.
T: Yeah, you don't have a relationship with time.
F: Yes I do. I have a polyamorous relationship with time.
T: Haha. You and time have an alternative relationship.
F: Some people don't think it's right, but time and I live our relationship the way we want. We have a sub relationship.
T: A sub relationship?
F: Yeah. Whereas you and I have a dom/sub relationship, time and I have a sub/sub relationship. I don't boss time around and time doesn't boss me around. We just do stuff quietly and notice that time has passed.
T: You're like "Oh... the Body Works exhibit was today... My brother was supposed to call..."
F: "Hey, it's noon. Time and I spent the whole morning in bed..."

Date: 2006-04-19 10:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] altamira16.livejournal.com
You guys are funny.

Date: 2006-04-20 02:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 477150n.livejournal.com
I think that Time and I have a dom/sub relationship. Sometimes we don't even speak for weeks on end, and then she calls all angry and heartbroken from the midwest somewhere, and forces me to take her back.
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